Dining Hall Songs

CONTENTS -
SEPARATION BLUES
GONK GONK
RISE & SHINE
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
LOLLIPOP SONG
I ZIGGA ZOOMBA
MM-AT
THE FLY SONG (GROCERY STORE)
THE DUNN SONG
DAISY ON MY TOE
SPIRIT
BULLFROG SONG
OH-OH-OH-OH
IT’S NOT HARD I TELL YOU SO
PRINCESS PAT
SARDINES
MOOSE SONG
SOCKS SONG
HUNK OF TIN
BOOGALOO
BUNGALOW
NOBLE DUKE YORK
BOOM CHICK A BOOM
ALLIGATOR
ANIMAL FAIR
BANANA SONG
BEAR SONG
BIRD SONG
BOATMAN
BRASS RINGS
THE BROWNIES ATE SOME MARMALADE
BUFFALO SONG (DESERT)
BUFFALO SONG (MOUNTAIN)
POOR LITTLE BUG ON THE WALL
BUMBLEBEE TUNA
MADNESS
COCONUT
HERE WE ARE
FAV’RITE HOW I LOVE YA
DUCK SONG
“F” IS FOR THE FAMILY
COWBOY JOE
EZEKIEL
DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW
EDDIE
FLEA
GREASER
GRAY SQUIRREL
HEAD, SHOULDERS, KNEES, AND TOES
HERMAN THE WORMAN
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
MISSISSIPPI MUD
IF YOU’RE HAPPY
JAWS
MERRY-GO-ROUND
TENNESSEE BIRDHOP
LONG POND WIND
PRUNIE
DINOSAUR SONG
WADILY ACHA
WHERE DOES THE WIND COME FROM
MIGHTY DAY
MRS. O’LEARY
PINK PAJAMAS
REINDEER SONG
OOM-PLUCKY SONG
TARZAN
WARSAW
BLUEJAY SONG
YOGI BEAR
MURRAY
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

SEPARATION BLUES -

WELL I'M IN THE KITCHEN, MY BABY'S IN THE HALL
NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER (2X)
WELL I'M IN THE KITCHEN, MY BABY'S IN THE HALL
HE WON'T TALK TO ME AT ALL
'CAUSE YA KNOW WOO, YA KNOW WOO
YOU GOT THE SEPARATION BLUES
NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER

WELL YOU SEE THAT FLY CRAWLIN' UP THAT WALL
NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER (2X)
WELL YOU SEE THAT FLY CRAWLIN' UP THAT WALL
HE WON'T TALK TO MR. SPIDER AT ALL
HE WON'T TALK TO ME AT ALL
'CAUSE YA KNOW WOO, YA KNOW WOO
YOU GOT THE SEPARATION BLUES
NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER

WELL ADAM ATE THE APPLE THAT EVE DID THIEVE
NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER (2X)
WELL ADAM ATE THE APPLE THAT EVE DID THIEVE
GOD SAID TO ADAM "YOU'D BETTER LEAVE"
'CAUSE YA KNOW WOO, YA KNOW WOO
YOU GOT THE SEPARATION BLUES
NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER

WELL THE VERY LAST WORDS JOHN THE BAPTIST SAID
NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER (2X)
WELL THE VERY LAST WORDS JOHN THE BAPTIST SAID
RIGHT BEFORE HE LOST HIS HEAD, HUH
GIMME GIMME SEPARATION BLUES
NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER
NER NER NER NEEEERRRRR

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GONK GONK -

"GONK GONK" SAID THE LITTLE MISTER FROGGIE
"GONK GONK" SAID THE LADY FROGGIE TOO
"GONK GONK" SAID THEM BOTH TOGETHER
AND THEIR EYES WENT WOO WOO WOO
THEN THEY KISSED EACH OTHER (KISS KISS)
JUST LIKE LITTLE FROGGIES DO
AND SHE SAID "GOOD-BYE"
AND HE SAID "OH MY!"
"GONK GONK" (KISS KISS) "I'M COMING TOO"

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RISE AND SHINE -

THE LORD SAID TO NOAH THERE'S GONNA BE A FLOODY FLOODY(2X)
GET THOSE CHILDREN (CLAP) OUT OF THE MUDDY MUDDY
CHILDREN OF THE LORD

CHORUS:
SO RISE & SHINE AND GIVE GOD YOUR GLORY GLORY,
RISE & SHINE AND GIVE GOD YOUR GLORY GLORY
RISE & SHINE AND (CLAP) GIVE GOD YOUR GLORY GLORY
CHILDREN OF THE LORD

SO NOAH HE BUILT THEM, HE BUILT THEM AN ARCY ARCY (2X)
MADE IT OUT OF (CLAP) HIC'RY BARKY BARKY
CHILDREN OF THE LORD

CHORUS

THE ANIMALS THEY CAME ON BY TWOSIES TWOSIES (2X)
ELEPHANTS AND (CLAP) KANGAROOSIES ROOSIES
CHILDREN OF THE LORD

CHORUS

IT RAINED AND POURED FOR FORTY DAYSIES DAYSIES (2X)
NEARLY DROVE THOSE (CLAP) ANIMALS CRAZIES CRAZIES
CHILDREN OF THE LORD

CHORUS

THE SUN CAME OUT AND DRIED UP THE LANDY LANDY (2X)
EVERYTHING WAS (CLAP) FINE AND DANDY DANDY
CHILDREN OF THE LORD

CHORUS

THE ANIMALS THEY CAME OFF THE CAME OFF BY THREESIES THREESIES (2X)
ALL BECAUSE OF (CLAP) BIRDS AND BEESIES BEESIES
CHILDREN OF THE LORD

CHORUS

NOW THIS IS THE END OF THE END OF MY STORY STORY (2X)
EVERYTHING WAS (CLAP) HUNKY DORY DORY
CHILDREN OF THE LORD

CHORUS

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CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES -

CHORUS:
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, YA GOTTA HAVE MORE
YOU CAN BAKE 'EM IN THE OVEN OR BUY 'EM AT THE STORE
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO HAVE 'EM READY AT THE DOOR
AND THEY'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER MORE BOOM BOOM BOOM

YOU BAKE 'EM WITH SUGAR, BUTTER, AND FLOUR
THEN YOU PUT 'EM THE OVEN FOR ABOUT A QUARTER HOUR
BUT THE THING THAT GIVES THEM THEIR MAGICAL POWER
IS THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS INSIDE BOOM BOOM BOOM

CHORUS

YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE, YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO
ONCE YOU START CHEWIN' THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
BUT LICK THE PLATE, AND EAT THE CRUMBS TO
AND GO OUT AND BUY SOME MORE BOOM BOOM BOOM

CHORUS

WHEN I DIE, I DON'T WANT WINGS
A GOLDEN HALO, OR A HARP THAT SINGS
JUST GIVE ME A BOOK, A FIRE AND SOMEONE TO BRING ME
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ALL DAY WITH MILK PLEASE

CHORUS

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LOLLIPOP SONG -

OH I'D RATHER SUCK ON A LEMON DROP
THAN TRY MY LUCK WITH A LOLLIPOP
'CAUSE A LOLLIPOP I ALWAYS DROP
AND IT GETS ALL OVER ICKY

OH IT MAKES ME SICK THE WAY IT SMEARS
AND GETS ALL OVER MY HAIR AND EARS
WITH A JELLYBEAN I'M ALWAYS CLEAN
BUT A LOLLIPOP OOO ICKY
OOO ICKY, OOO ICKY ICKY ICKY

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I ZIGGA ZOOMBA -

I ZIGGA ZOOMBA ZOOMBA ZOOMBA
I ZIGGA ZOOMBA ZOOMBA ZE (2X)
HOLD THEM DOWN, YOU ZULU WARRIOR
HOLD THEM DOWN, YOU ZULU CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF

(REPEAT WITH DIFFERENT AND HARDER ACTIONS EACH TIME)

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MM-AT -

MM-AT WENT THE LITTLE GREEN FROG ONE DAY
MM-AT WENT THE LITTLE GREEN FROG
MM-AT WENT THE LITTLE GREEN FROG ONE DAY
AND HIS EYES POPPED OUT LIKE MM-AT

ALL THE OTHER FROGS WENT BODODIODIO
BODODIODIO, BODODIODIO
ALL THE OTHER FROGS WENT BODODIODIO
BODODIODIO, MM-AT

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THE FLY SONG (GROCERY STORE) -

A FLY WALKED INTO A GROCERY STORE
ALONE TEE-HEE ALL ALONE
HE'D NEVER BEEN IN A STORE BEFORE
ALONE TEE-HEE ALL ALONE

HE STEPPED IN THE MEAT PUT A FOOT IN THE HAM
AND STUCK OUT HIS BLAH TO THE GROCERY MAN
AND THEN HE WALKED OUT OF THE STORE AGAIN
ALONE TEE-HEE ALONE

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THE DUNN SONG -

THERE WERE HIGH DUNNS AND LOW DUNNS
AND UNDER DUNNS AND OVER DUNNS
AND ALL THE OTHER YOUNGER DUNNS
IN AND OUT THEY RUN
THERE WAS OLD DUNN AND YOUNG DUNN
AND YOUNG DUNN'S YOUNGER SON
AND YOUNG DUNN WILL BE A DUNN
WHEN OLD DUNN IS DONE

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DAISY ON MY TOE -

THERE'S A DAISY ON MY TOE
IT'S NOT ALIVE IT DOES NOT GROW
IT'S JUST A TATTOO OF A FLOW'R
SO I'D LOOK PURTY IN THE SHOW'R
IT'S ON THE SECOND TOE OF MY LEFT FOOT
IT'S GOT A STEM, AIN'T GOT NO ROOT
CUZ THAT WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD
THERE'S A DAISY ON MY TOE
MY RIGHT FOOT LOVES MY LEFT FOOT SO

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SPIRIT -

I'VE GOT A SONG THAT I'VE GOT TO SING
THERE'S A GLORY IN MY HEART, GONNA LET IT RING
SPIRIT'S MOVIN' OVER THIS SOUL OF MINE
GONNA OPEN UP MY HEART AND LET THE SUN SHINE

YOU TAKE A LITTLE LIVIN' AND YOU ADD A LOT OF LOVE
AND YOU DO A LITTLE GIVIN' AND YOU PRAY TO THE LORD ABOVE
THAT YOU'LL FINALLY FIND THE HAPPINESS TO SET THE WORLD ABLAZE
IF YOU HEAR THE SONG I'M SINGIN' SEND A WORD OF PRAISE

I'VE GOT A SONG THAT I'VE GOT TO SING
THERE'S A GLORY IN MY HEART, GONNA LET IT RING
SPIRIT'S MOVIN' OVER THIS SOUL OF MINE
GONNA OPEN UP MY HEART AND LET THE SUN SHINE

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BULLFROG SONG -

DOWN BY THE BANKS OF THE HANKY PANKY
WHERE THE BULLFROGS JUMP FROM BANK TO BANKY
WITH AN EEP OPP OHP UM
THEY LEAP OFF THE LILY WITH A
KER-PLOP

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OH-OH-OH-OH -

CHORUS:
OH-OH-OH-OH IN THE MOONLIGHT
I WANNA HOLD SOMEBODY'S HAND
OH-OH-OH-OH IN THE MOONLIGHT
I THINK YOU'LL UNDERSTAND

ALL THE LITTLE BIRDSIES, ALL THE LITTLE BEESIES
ALWAYS GO IN TWOSIES, NEVER GO IN THREESIES

CHORUS

ALL THE LITTLE PANSIES, ALL THE LITTLE POSIES
ALWAYS HOLDIN' HANDSIES, NEVER HOLDIN' TOESIES

OH-OH-OH-OH IN THE MOONLIGHT
I WANNA HOLD SOMEBODY'S HAND
OH-OH

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IT'S NOT HARD I TELL YOU SO -

IT'S NOT HARD I TELL YOU SO
JUST SING ALONG IT GOES LIKE SO

(REPEAT SONG WITH INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT ACTIONS, THEN DO THE ACTIONS THROUGH
WITHOUT SINGING)

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PRINCESS PAT (REPEAT SONG) -

THE PRINCESS PAT
LIVED IN A TREE
SHE SAILED ACROSS
THE SEVEN SEAS
SHE SAILED ACROSS
THE CHANNEL TOO
AND BROUGHT WITH HER
A RIGABAMBOO

CHORUS:
A RIGABAMBOO
NOW WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S SOMETHING MADE
BY THE PRINCESS PAT
IT'S RED AND GOLD
AND PURPLE TOO
THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED
A RIGABAMBOO

NOW CAPTAIN JACK
HAD A MIGHTY FINE CREW
HE SAILED ACROSS
THE CHANNEL TOO
BUT HIS SHIP SANK
AND YOURS WILL TOO
IF YOU DON'T TAKE
A RIGABAMBOO

CHORUS

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SARDINES -

EVERY MORNING BY THE RIVERSIDE
SARDINES, SEE THE PEOPLE STANDING BY MY SIDE
SARDINES, EVERY MORNING WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR
SARDINES, SEE THE PEOPLE THEY ARE BEGGIN' FOR MORE

I GOT SARDINES ON MY PLATE AND I DON'T NEED NO STEAK
SARDINES HEY, AND PORK AND BEANS HEY
SARDINES HEY, AND PORK AND BEANS HEY

SARDINES ON A MONDAY HEY HEY
ON A TUESDAY OR A WEDNESDAY HEY HEY
I GOT SARDINES ON A THURSDAY HEY HEY
FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY HEY HEY

I GOT SARDINES ON MY PLATE AND I DON'T NEED NO STEAK
SARDINES HEY, AND PORK AND BEANS HEY
SARDINES HEY, AND PORK AND BEANS HEY

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MOOSE SONG (REPEAT SONG) -

THERE WAS A GREAT BIG MOOSE
HE LIKED TO DRINK A LOT OF JUICE (2X)

CHORUS:
SINGIN' WHOA-OA-OA-OA
WAYO-WAYO-WAYO-WAYO
WAY-O WAY-O
WAYO-WAYO-WAYO-WAYO

THE MOOSE'S NAME WAS FRED
HE LIKED TO DRINK HIS JUICE IN BED (2X)

CHORUS

HE DRANK HIS JUICE WITH CARE
BUT HE SPILT SOME ON HIS HAIR (2X)

CHORUS

NOW HE'S A STICKY MOOSE
HE'S A MOOOOSE
FULL OF JUUUICE
ON THE LOOOOOOOOOOOSE
CHORUS

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SOCKS SONG -

YO MAMA DON'T WEAR NO SOCKS
A DING DONG
I SAW WHEN SHE TOOK 'EM OFF
A DING DONG
SHE THREW THEM IN THE AIR
SUPERMAN LOST ALL HIS HAIR
A DING DONG DONG DONG DONG
A DING DONG DONG DONG DONG
A DING DONG

Continue with other verses, e.g. "She threw them on the floor, cockroaches moved next door" etc.
Or make up your own verses.

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HUNK OF TIN -

I'M A LITTLE HUNK OF TIN
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT SHAPE I'M IN
I'VE GOT FOUR WHEELS AND A RUNNING BOARD
I'M A FOUR-DOOR I'M A FORD
HONK HONK RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE CRASH BEEP BEEP (3X)
HONK HONK

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BOOGALOO -

HEY (SOMEONE'S NAME)
HEY WHAT?
CAN YOU DO IT?
DO WHAT?
THE BOOGALOO!
I DON'T KNOW, I'LL TRY!
OUR HANDS UP HIGH, OUR FEET DOWN LOW
THAT'S THE WAY WE WANNA GO
BOOGALOO, BOO-BOOGALOO
BOOGALOO, BOO-BOOGALOO

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BUNGALOW -

I'LL BUILD A BUNGALOW BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO
BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO MY HONEY, BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO
AND WHEN WE'RE MARRIED HAPPY WE'LL BE
UNDER THE SHADE OF THE GREAT BIG BUNGALOW TREE
BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

IF YOU'LL BE M-I-N-E MINE I'LL BE T-H-I-N-E THINE,
I'LL L-O-V-E LOVE YOU ALL THE T-I-M-E TIME
YOU ARE THE B-E-S-T BEST OF ALL THE R-E-S-T REST,
I'LL L-O-V-E LOVE YOU ALL THE T-I-M-E TIME
RACK 'EM UP, STACK 'EM UP ANY OLD TIME
MATCH IN THE GAS TANK
BOOM BOOM

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NOBLE DUKE OF YORK -

THE NOBLE DUKE OF YORK
HE HAD TEN THOUSAND MEN
HE MARCHED THEM UP TO THE TOP OF THE HILL
AND HE MARCHED THEM DOWN AGAIN
AND WHEN YOU'RE UP YOU'RE UP
AND WHEN YOU'RE DOWN YOU'RE DOWN
AND WHEN YOU'RE ONLY HALFWAY UP
YOU'RE NEITHER UP NOR DOWN

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BOOM CHICK A BOOM (REPEAT SONG) -

I SAID A BOOM CHICK A BOOM
I SAID A BOOM CHICK A BOOM
I SAID A BOOM CHICK A ROCKA CHICK A ROCKA CHICK A BOOM
UH-HUH
OH YEAH
ONE MORE TIME
_______ STYLE (JANITOR, VALLEY GIRL, UNDERWATER, BABY, CAMP FAVORITE, ETC.)

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ALLIGATOR -

CHORUS:
ALLIGATOR, ALLIGATOR
CAN BE YOUR FRIEND CAN BE YOUR FRIEND CAN BE YOUR FRIEND TOO (2X)

AN ALLIGATOR IS MY FRIEND HE CAN BE YOUR FRIEND TOO
BUT WHAT YOU'VE GOTTA UNDERSTAND IS HE HAS FEELINGS TOO

CHORUS

AN ALLIGATOR'S ALWAYS GREEN, HE NEVER SINGS THE BLUES
I'D RATHER WEAR HIM ON MY SHIRT THAN HAVE HIM FOR MY SHOES

CHORUS

AN ALLIGATOR ATE MY FRIEND, HE CAN EAT YOUR FRIEND TOO
BUT WHAT YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND IS HE NEEDS DINNER TOO

ALLIGATOR, ALLIGATOR
CAN BE YOUR FRIEND CAN BE YOUR FRIEND CAN BE YOUR FRIEND TOO

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ANIMAL FAIR -

I WENT TO THE ANIMAL FAIR
THE BIRDS AND THE BEES WERE THERE
THE BIG BABOON BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON
WAS COMBING HIS AUBURN HAIR
THE MONKEY FELL OUT OF HIS BUNK (CLAP)
AND SLID DOWN THE ELEPHANT'S TRUNK WHEE
THE ELEPHANT SNEEZED AND FELL ON HIS KNEES
BUT WHAT BECAME OF THE MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY

(HALF THE GROUP CONTINUES SINGING MONKEY MONKEY WHILE
THE OTHER HALF REPEATS THE SONG, THEN THEY SWITCH)

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BANANA SONG -

I SAID IT'S HOT IN HERE (GROUP REPEATS THEN CONTINUES THE REST OF THE SONG TOGETHER)
THERE MUST BE BANANAS IN THE ATMOSPHERE
BANANAS UNITE!
BANANAS SPLIT!
PEEL BANANAS, PEEL, PEEL BANANAS HUH (2X)
GO BANANAS, GO, GO BANANAS HUH (2X)
PEEL TO THE LEFT, PEEL TO THE RIGHT
PEEL DOWN THE MIDDLE AND HOOK A BITE

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BEAR SONG (REPEAT SONG) -

THE OTHER DAY
I MET A BEAR
UP IN THE WOODS
A WAY OUT THERE

HE LOOKED AT ME
I LOOKED AT HIM
HE SIZED UP ME
I SIZED UP HIM

HE SAID TO ME
WHY DON'T YOU RUN
I SEE YOU AIN'T
GOT ANY GUN

AND SO I RAN
AWAY FROM THERE
BUT RIGHT BEHIND
ME WAS THAT BEAR

IN FRONT OF ME
THERE WAS A TREE
A GREAT BIG TREE
OH LORDY ME

THE NEAREST BRANCH
WAS TEN FEET UP
I HAD TO JUMP
AND TRUST MY LUCK

AND SO I JUMPED
INTO THE AIR
BUT MISSED THAT BRANCH
A WAY UP THERE

NOW DON'T YOU FRET
NOW DON'T YOU FROWN
I CAUGHT THAT BRANCH
ON THE WAY BACK DOWN

THIS IS THE END
THERE AIN'T NO MORE
UNLESS I MEET
THAT BEAR ONCE MORE

THE END THE END
THE END THE END
THE END THE END
THE END THE END

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BIRD SONG -

WAY UP IN THE SKY
THE LITTLE BIRDS FLY
WHILE DOWN IN THE NEST
THE LITTLE BIRDS REST
WITH A WING ON THE LEFT
AND A WING ON THE RIGHT
THE LITTLE BIRDS SLEEP
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
SHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE SLEEPING
THE BRIGHT SUN COMES UP
THE DEW FALLS AWAY
"GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING!" THE LITTLE BIRDS SAY

WAY UP IN THE SKY
THE VULTURES DO FLY
WHILE DOWN IN THE NEST
THE VULTURES DO REST
WITH A CLAW ON THE LEFT
AND A CLAW ON THE RIGHT
THE VULTURES DO SLEEP
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
SHUT UP! THEY'RE SLEEPING!
THE BRIGHT SUN COMES UP
THE DEW FALLS AWAY
"BAD MORNING, BAD MORNING!" THE VULTURES DO SAY

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BOATMAN -

THE BOATMAN DANCE AND THE BOATMAN SING
THE BOATMAN HE DO EVERYTHING
WHEN THE BOATMAN COME ON SHORE
HE SPENDS ALL HIS MONEY AND HE WORKS FOR MORE

CHORUS:
HI-HO THE BOATMAN GO
UP AND DOWN THE RIVER ON THE OHIO (2X)
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN WHERE THE BOATMAN LIVE
IN A HOUSE IN A HOLLOW WITH A ROOF LIKE A SIEVE
THE BOATMAN SAID IF I HAD ONE WISH
IF I GOT ANY WETTER I WOULD BE A FISH

CHORUS

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BRASS RINGS -

I LIKE TO GRAB BRASS RINGS ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
THE MERRY-GO-ROUND THAT'S ME
SOME LIKE TO PLAY CROQUET
EMBROIDER A CROCHET
BUT I LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN MY OWN WAY
I LIKE THE HOBBY HORSE ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
THE ONE THAT GOES UP AND DOWN
AND MY SWEETIE IN THE REAR
SAYS I RIDE LIKE PAUL REVERE
ON THE MERRY, THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
I GRAB THE BRASS RINGS
ON THE MERRY, THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
I'M GETTIN' DIZZY
ON THE MERRY, THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
DON'T TELL MY MAMA!
ON THE MERRY, THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
ON THE MERRY, THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
I FOOLED YOU THAT TIME
ON THE MERRY, THE MERRY-GO-ROUND

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THE BROWNIES ATE SOME MARMALADE -

THE BROWNIES ATE SOME MARMALADE, THE BROWNIES ATE SOME JAM
THE BROWNIES ATE SOME CORNED BEEF, THE BROWNIES ATE SOME SPAM
THE BROWNIES HAD SOME LEMONADE AND THE SOME GINGER BEER
AND THEN THE BROWNIES WONDERED WHY THE BROWNIES FELT SO QUEER

BLECH WENT THE MARMALADE AND BLECH WENT THE JAM
BLECH WENT THE CORNED BEEF AND BLECH WENT THE SPAM
BLECH WENT THE LEMONADE AND THEN THE GINGER BEER
AND THEN THE BROWNIES KNEW WHY THE BROWNIES FELT SO QUEER

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BUFFALO SONG (DESERT) -

OUT ON A WINDSWEPT DESERT
WHERE NATURE KNOWS NO BOUNDS
A BUFFALO SPIED HIS BROTHER
A-LYIN' ON THE GROUND
SAID THE BUFFALO TO HIS BROTHER
"WHAT MAKES YOU LIE THAT WAY?"
BUT THE BUFFALO DID NOT ANSWER
'CAUSE HE'S BEEN DEAD SINCE WAY LAST MAY
SINCE WAY LAST MAY

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BUFFALO SONG (COMES FROM THE MOUNTAIN) -

BIG BUFFALO COMES FROM THE MOUNTAIN FAR FAR AWAY (2X)
FAR FAR AWAY HEE HEE HEE (2X)
BIG BUFFALO COMES FROM THE MOUNTAIN FAR FAR AWAY

TEENY BUFFALO COMES FROM THE MOUNTAIN FAR FAR AWAY (2X)
FAR FAR AWAY HEE HEE HEE (2X)
TEENY BUFFALO COMES FROM THE MOUNTAIN FAR FAR AWAY

HUMONGOUS BUFFALO COMES FROM THE MOUNTAIN FAR FAR AWAY (2X)
FAR FAR AWAY HEE HEE HEE (2X)
HUMONGOUS BUFFALO COMES FROM THE MOUNTAIN FAR FAR AWAY

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POOR LITTLE BUG ON THE WALL -

POOR LITTLE BUG ON THE WALL
NO ONE TO LOVE HIM AT ALL
NO ONE TO WASH HIS CLOTHES
NO ONE TO TICKLE HIS TOES
POOR LITTLE BUG ON THE WALL

(REPEAT WITH DIFFERENT STYLES)

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BUMBLEBEE TUNA -

YUM YUM BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE TUNA
I LOVE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE TUNA
YUM YUM BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE TUNA
LOVE A SANDWICH MADE WITH BUMBLEBEE

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MADNESS -

WE CALL IT FUN BUT SOME MAY CALL IT MADNESS
SO COME ALONG WITH US AND WIPE AWAY YOUR SADNESS
HAPPY CAMPERS ARE WE HAVING FUN NEATH THE TREES
AND WHEN WE ARE GONE WE'LL REMEMBER OUR SONG
WE COME FROM CAMP FAVORITE CAMP FAVORITE CAMP FAVORITE CAMP FAVORITE

(HALF THE GROUP REPEATS THE SONG WHILE THE OTHERS CONTINUE
SINGING "CAMP FAVORITE" THEN THE GROUPS SWITCH)

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COCONUT -

C-O-C-O-N-U-T (4X)
COCONUT (5X)

(WHEN SPELLING COCONUT, SPELL WITH HANDS, THEN REPEAT SONG USING FULL BODY TO
SPELL COCONUT)

896-3831 (7X)

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HERE WE ARE -

HERE WE ARE WE'RE ALL TOGETHER
HAVING FUN WHAT COULD BE BETTER
WE WELCOME YOU IN OUR OWN WAY
FAVORITE FAVORITE WE ALL SAY
COLORS WORN ARE TAN AND WHITE
WE HAVE FUN YOU KNOW WE'RE RIGHT
SO JUST STAY WITH US FOR AWHILE
AND WE'LL TEACH YOU FAVORITE STYLE, OH YEAH
AND WE'LL TEACH YOU FAVORITE STYLE

FAVORITE WE WILL SING IT
FAVORITE RING A DING IT
FAVORITE WE WILL SING IT
WE'RE THE BEST CAMP ON CAPE COD A BOOM BOOM BOOM

NOW YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY
WE HAVE FUN YOU CAN'T DENY
SO JUST STAY WITH US FOR AWHILE
AND WE'LL TEACH YOU FAVORITE STYLE, OH YEAH
AND WE'LL TEACH YOU FAVORITE STYLE

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FAV'RITE HOW I LOVE YA -

FAV'RITE HOW I LOVE YA, HOW I LOVE YA
MY DEAR OLD FAV'RITE
I'D GIVE THE WORLD TO BE
AMONG THE GIRLS AT
F-A-V-O-R-I-T-E
FAV'RITE WAITIN' FOR YA, PRAYIN' FOR YA
DOWN BY THE LONG POND
THE FOLKS AT HOME WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT
'TIL I GET THROUGH THAT FAV'RITE GATE
RAH!

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DUCK SONG -

OH WASN'T IT A BIT OF LUCK
THAT I WAS BORN A BABY DUCK
WITH YELLOW SOCK AND YELLOW SHOES
THAT I MAY GO WHEREVER I CHOOSE
QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK QUACK
QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK
YEA DUCKS!

(CAN BE SUNG AS A ROUND STARTING AFTER FIRST LINE)

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"F" IS FOR THE FAMILY -

"F" IS FOR THE FAMILY THAT WE HAVE ALL BECOME
"A" IS FOR THE AWESOME TIMES THAT WE HAVE JUST BEGUN
"V" IS FOR THE VICTORIES THAT WE HAVE OVERCOME
O-R-I-T-E SPELLS FAVORITE, THAT'S OUR FAVORITE ONE
BOOM BOOM BOOM

SAILING, SWIMMING, BIKING, SURFING, ARTS AND CRAFTS AND MORE
CAMP FAVORITE, CAMP FAVORITE, YOU WE ALL ADORE
WHEN WE HAVE TO LEAVE YOU, WE'LL MISS YOU OH SO MUCH
KEEP US IN YOUR MEMORY AND ALWAYS KEEP IN TOUCH
BOOM BOOM BOOM

SAILING, SWIMMING, BIKING, SURFING, ARTS AND CRAFTS AND MORE
CAMP FAVORITE, CAMP FAVORITE, YOU WE ALL ADORE

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COWBOY JOE -

WAY OUT WEST WHERE THE BAD MEN ARE
AND THE ONLY THING TO GUIDE THEM IS THE EVENING STAR
HE'S THE ROUGHEST, TOUGHEST MAN BY FAR
HE'S THE RAGTIME COWBOY JOE
HE ALWAYS SINGS
RAGTIME MUSIC TO HIS CATTLE AS HE SWINGS
BACK AND FORTH ON HIS SADDLE
ON A HORSE, A PRETTY GOOD HORSE
A SYNCOPATED GAITER
AND THERE'S SUCH A FUNNY METER TO THE ROAR OF HIS REPEATER
HOW THEY RUN (SLAP KNEES FIVE TIMES)
WHEN THEY HEAR THE FELLAS COMIN'
'CAUSE THE WESTERN FOLKS ALL KNOW
WHADDA THEY KNOW?
HE'S A HIGH FALLOOTIN' ROOTIN' TOOTIN'
SON OF A GUN FROM ARIZONA
RAGTIME COWBOY
TALK ABOUT YOUR COWBOY
RAGTIME COWBOY JOE (CLAP)

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EZEKIEL -

EZEKIEL SAW TWO WHEELS A-ROLLIN' WAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIR
A WHEEL WITHIN A WHEEL A-ROLLIN' WAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIR
AND ONE WHEEL RAN BY FAITH
AND THE OTHER RAN BY THE GRACE OF GOD
A WHEEL WITHIN A WHEEL A-ROLLIN' WAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIR

(CAN BE SUNG AS A ROUND STARTING AFTER "EZEKIEL SAW")

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DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW -

DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW? DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO?
CAN YOU TIE 'EM IN A KNOT? CAN YOU TIE 'EM IN A BOW?
CAN YOU THROW 'EM OVER YOUR SHOULDER
LIKE A U.S. ARMY SOLDIER?
DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW?

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EDDIE -

CHORUS:
EDDIE-KUCHA-KACHA-KAMA
TOSA-NARA-TOSA-NOMA
SAMA-KAMA-WACKY-BROWN
FELL INTO THE WELL, FELL INTO THE WELL
FELL INTO THE DEEP DARK WELL

SUSIE JONES, MILKING IN THE SHED
SAW HIM FALL, AND RAN INSIDE TO TELL HER MOM THAT

CHORUS

SUSIE'S MOM, MAKIN' CRACKLIN' BREAD
CALLED OLD JOE, TO TELL HIM THAT HER SUSIE SAID THAT

CHORUS

THEN OLD JOE, PUT ASIDE HIS PLOW
GRABBED HIS CANE, AND HOBBLED INTO TOWN TO SAY THAT

CHORUS

TO THE WELL, EVERYBODY CAME
WHAT A SHAME, IT TOOK SO LONG TO SAY HIS NAME THAT

EDDIE-KUCHA-KACHA-KAMA
TOSA-NARA-TOSA-NOMA
SAMA-KAMA-WACKY-BROWN
WHO?

EDDIE-KUCHA-KACHA-KAMA
TOSA-NARA-TOSA-NOMA
SAMA-KAMA-WACKY-BROWN
DROWNED

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FLEA -

FLEA
FLEA FLY
FLEA FLY MOSQUITO!
CALAMINE CALAMINE CALAMINE LOTION
OH NO, NO NOT THE LOTION
ITCHY ITCHY SCRATCHY SCRATCHY
GOT ONE ON MY BACKY BACKY
OOIE OOIE, OWWY OWWY WISH THEY'D GO AWAY
QUICK GET THE BUG SPRAY, I THINK HE WENT THAT A-WAY
SSSSSSSHHHHHHHH

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GREASER -

I HAVE TEN PAIRS OF WHITE SOCKS
I ONLY WEAR ONE PAIR
AND EVERY NIGHT I POUR A BOTTLE OF VASELINE IN MY HAIR

CHORUS:
'CAUSE I'M A GREASER WOO
YOUR LOCAL GREASER WOO
'CAUSE I'M A GREASER AND I HANG OUT EVERYWHERE

IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR SOME ACTION
AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE SQUARE
JUST CALL YOUR LOCAL GREASER AND BLACK LEATHER IS WHAT YOU'LL WEAR

CHORUS

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GRAY SQUIRREL -

GRAY SQUIRREL, GRAY SQUIRREL SWISH YOUR BUSHY TAIL
GRAY SQUIRREL, GRAY SQUIRREL SWISH YOUR BUSHY TAIL
WRINKLE UP YOUR FUNNY NOSE, PUT A NUT BETWEEN YOUR TOES
GRAY SQUIRREL, GRAY SQUIRREL SWISH YOUR BUSHY TAIL

Rabid squirrel, rabid squirrel swish your mangy tail,
Rabid squirrel, rabid squirrel swish your mangy tail,
Crinkle up your foamy nose, bite off all of your own toes
Rabid squirrel, rabid squirrel swish your mangy tail

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HEAD, SHOULDERS, KNEES, AND TOES -

HEAD, SHOULDERS, KNEES, AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES (2X)
AND EYES, AND EARS, AND MOUTH AND NOSE
HEAD, SHOULDERS, KNEES, AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES

(TOUCH EACH BODY PART AS YOU MENTION IT; REPEAT SONG EACH TIME TAKING OUT ONE BODY PART THEN SING THE WHOLE THING THROUGH WITH ALL THE WORDS)

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HERMAN THE WORMAN -

SITTIN' ON A PARK BENCH, CHEWIN' MY BUBBLE GUM (CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP)
PLAYIN' MY YO-YO WOOWOO
WHEN ALONG CAME HERMAN THE WORMAN
AND HE WAS THIS BIG (HOLD UP FINGERS, THEN HANDS HELD A BIT APART, ETC. 'TIL LAST
VERSE - FOR LAST VERSE GO BACK TO ORIGINAL SIZE)
AND I SAID "HERMAN, WHAT HAPPENED?"
AND HE SAID, "I ATE MY MOTHER (THEN FATHER, SISTER, BROTHER - ON LAST VERSE HE SAYS "I BURPED")

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HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE -

HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE HUH
THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE HUH
THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON NAH NAH NAH
THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED TO SEE SUCH FUN
AND THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON NAH NAH NAH
THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON

(REPEAT SONG, EACH TIME A BIT LOUDER)

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MISSISSIPPI MUD -

THE SUN GOES DOWN AND THE MOON COMES UP
PEOPLE GATHER 'ROUND AND THEY ALL BEGIN TO SHOUT

CHORUS:
UH-HUH, HEY HEY UNCLE JUDD
IT'S A TREAT TO BEAT YOUR FEET ON THE MISSISSIPPI MUD
IT'S A TREAT TO BEAT YOUR FEET ON THE MISSISSIPPI MUD

WHAT A DANCE DO THEY DO
LORDY HOW I'M TELLIN' YOU

CHORUS

THEY DON'T NEED NO ROCKIN' BAND
THEY KEEP TIME BY CLAPPIN' THEIR HANDS

CHORUS

MUD MUD MUD MUD MUD
MUD!

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IF YOU'RE HAPPY -

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS

(REPEAT USING DIFFERENT ACTIONS)

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JAWS -

HERE'S A STORY DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT, 'BOUT JAWS DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
EMBRYO DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
BABY JAWS DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
CHILD JAWS DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
ADOLESCENT DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
ADULT JAWS DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
GIANT JAWS DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
LADY SWIMMIN' DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
SPIES THE LADY DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
SHARK ATTACK AAAAA! SHARK ATTACK AAAAA!
PASS THE SALT DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT, AND THE PEPPER DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
BOY ROWIN' DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
SPIES THE BOY DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
SHARK ATTACK AAAAA! SHARK ATTACK AAAAA!
PASS THE SALT DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT, AND THE PEPPER DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
MAN FISHIN' DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
SPIES THE SHARK DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
CATCH THAT SHARK AND REEEEEEEL HIM IN! CATCH THAT SHARK AND REEEEEEEL HIM IN!
SHARK MEAT DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
PASS THE SALT DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT, AND THE PEPPER DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)
THAT'S A STORY DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT, 'BOUT JAWS DOOT-DOOT-DOOTLIDOOT (2X)

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MERRY-GO-ROUND -

THE MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN MM-BOOM-BOOM
IT MADE A CRAZY SOUND MM-BEEP-BEEP
AND I DID SHOUT WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT
AND THE MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN
MM-BOOM-BOOM MM-BEEP-BEEP
MM-BOOM MM-BEEP MM-BOOM-BEEP

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TENNESSEE BIRDHOP -

I'M A BOW-LEGGED CHICKEN
I'M A KNOCK-KNEED HEN
NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHEN
I WALK WITH A WIGGLE AND A SQUIGGLE AND A SQUAWK
DOIN' THE TENNESSEE BIRDHOP

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LONG POND WIND -

CHORUS:
OH THE LONG POND WIND (SLAP KNEES 6 TIMES)
IS A RESTLESS WIND (SLAP KNEES SIX TIMES)
A WIND THAT HAILS OUR MERCURY SAILS
AND WE AS CREW AND SKIPPERS TOO
BRING VICTORY TO THE FYC

ON A STARBOARD TACK BACKWIND THAT JIB
AND CAST OFF FROM YOUR MOORING
HAUL IN THE SLACK AND HARDEN UP
WE'RE OFF TO RACE AND TAKE FIRST PLACE

CHORUS

Bad version, only to be sung AFTER the L.P.I. -

Chorus:
Oh the Long Pond wind (slap knees 6 times)
Is a restful wind (slap knees 6 times)
A wind that fails to fill our sails
Amd we as crew and skippers too
Will bring defeat to the Favorite fleet

On a starboard tack backwind that jib
And capsize on your mooring
Haul in the slack and tip again
We're off to race and take last place

Chorus

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PRUNIE -

NO MATTER HOW HARD A PRUNE MAY TRY HE'S ALWAYS GETTING WRINKLES
A BABY PRUNE IS LIKE HIS DAD BUT HE'S NOT WRINKLED HALF SO BAD
WE GET WRINKLES ON OUR FACE
BUT PRUNIES GET THEM EVERY PLACE
NO MATTER HOW HARD A PRUNE MAY TRY HE'S ALWAYS GETTING STEW-EW-ED

LITTLE SEED INSIDE A PRUNE
IS IT MAY OR IS IT JUNE?
WHATCHA DOIN' PRUNIE?
STEWIN'?
HMM?

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DINOSAUR SONG -

ONE AFTERNOON IT WAS CLOUDY AND GRAY
AND I WANTED SOMEONE TO COME OUT AND PLAY
I HEARD A KNOCK KNOCK AND I OPENED THE DOOR
AND THERE STOOD THE LOVELIEST BIG DINOSAUR

CHORUS:
ME AND MY DINOSAUR
I NEVER HAD SUCH A FRIEND BEFORE
AS BIG AS A HOUSE, TWENTY TIMES AND A HALF
AND FIFTY TIMES TALLER THAN ANY GIRAFFE
LEGS LONG AS SEQUOIA TREES
TEETH BIG AS PIANO KEYS
NO TWO PEOPLE ARE BUDDIES MORE
THAN ME AND MY DINOSAUR

WE HOP-SCOTCHED TO AFRICA QUICK AS A BREEZE
WHILE LEAP-FROGGING OVER THE COCONUT TREES
AND WHEN WE GOT THIRSTY, MILE AFTER MILE
IN ONE GREAT BIG GULP WE JUST DRANK UP THE NILE!

CHORUS

WE WENT TO CHURCH AND THEN WE WENT TO SCHOOL
MY DINOSAUR, GEE HE REALLY IS COOL
I CLIMBED ALL THE WAY FROM HIS TAIL TO HIS CHEEK
WITHOUT STOPPING ONCE IT TOOK NEARLY A WEEK!

CHORUS

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WADILY ACHA -

WADILY ACHA WADILY ACHA
DOODILY DOO DOODILY DOO (REPEAT)
IT'S THE SIMPLEST THING THERE ISN'T MUCH TO IT
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS DOODILY DOO IT
I LIKE THE REST BUT THE PART I LIKE BEST
IS THE DOODILY DOODILY DOO DOO

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WHERE DOES THE WIND COME FROM -

WHERE DOES THE WIND COME FROM? DOES ANYBODY KNOW?
WHERE DOES THE WIND COME FROM BEFORE IT STARTS TO BLOW?
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, WHERE DOES HE HANG HIS HAT?
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THE WIND IS AT?
WHERE DOES THE WIND COME FROM? DOES ANYBODY
KNOW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW?

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MIGHTY DAY -

I REMEMBER DOWN IN GALVESTON WHEN THE STORM WINDS SWEPT THE TOWN
THE HIGH TIDE FROM THE OCEAN PUSHED THE WATER ALL AROUND

CHORUS:
IT WAS A MIGHTY DAY, A MIGHTY DAY
A MIGHTY DAY GREAT GOD THAT MORNING WHEN THE STORM WINDS SWEPT THE TOWN

THE TRUMPETS BLEW THEIR WARNING "YOU'D BETTER LEAVE THIS PLACE!"
BUT THEY NEVER MEANT TO LEAVE THEIR HOMES 'TIL DEATH WAS IN THEIR FACE

CHORUS

THE TRAINS THEY ALL WERE LOADED WITH PEOPLE LEAVING TOWN
BUT THE TRACKS GAVE WAY TO THE OCEAN FLOOR AND THE TRAINS THEY ALL WENT DOWN

CHORUS

THE SEA BEGAN A-ROLLIN' THE SHIPS THEY COULD NOT STAND
I HEARD MY CAPTAIN SHOUTING "SOMEONE SAVE THAT DROWNING MAN!"

CHORUS

THE OCEANS, LAKES, AND RIVERS WERE RUSHING TO AND FRO
I SAW MY FATHER DROWNING AND I WATCHED MY MOTHER GO

CHORUS

NOW DEATH YOUR HANDS ARE ICY, YOU'VE GOT THEM ON MY KNEE
YOU TOOK AWAY MY MOTHER NOW YOU'RE COMIN' AFTER ME!

CHORUS

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MRS. O'LEARY -

LATE LAST NIGHT WHEN WE WERE ALL IN BED
MRS. O'LEARY HUNG A LANTERN IN THE SHED
AND WHEN THE COW KICKED IT OVER
SHE WINKED HER EYE AND SAID
THERE'LL BE A HOT TIME IN THE OLD TOWN TONIGHT
FIRE FIRE FIRE!

(ACTIONS FOR EACH WORD IN ITALICS
REPEAT SONG, TAKING OUT ITALICIZED WORDS AND ONLY DOING ACTIONS EACH TIME)

Backwards version:
Last night late when bed we all were in
O'Leary Mrs. hung a shed the lantern in
And when the kick cowed it over
She eyed her wink and said
There'll be a time hot in the town old tonight
Ifer Ifer Ifer!

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PINK PAJAMAS -

I WEAR MY PINK PAJAMAS IN THE SUMMER WHEN IT'S HOT
AND I WEAR MY FLANNEL NIGHTY IN THE WINTER WHEN IT'S NOT
AND SOMETIMES IN THE SPRINGTIME AND SOMETIMES IN THE FALL
I JUMP BETWEEN THE SHEETS WITH NOTHING ON AT ALL

GLORY, GLORY WHAT'S IT TO YA'
BALMY BREEZE IS BLOWIN' THROUGH YA'
AND SOMETIMES IN THE SPRINGTIME AND SOMETIMES IN THE FALL
I JUMP BETWEEN THE SHEETS WITH NOTHING ON AT ALL

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REINDEER SONG -

MY REINDEER FLIES SIDEWAYS SHE'S BETTER THAN YOURS
MY REINDEER CAN CHA-CHA, SHE CAN OPEN UP DOORS
BUM-BA-DUM-BUM-BUM-BUM

MY REINDEER IS PURPLE, YOURS IS A PEA GREEN (I LIKE PEA GREEN!)
MY REINDEER'S A GIRL SCOUT, SHE CAN DIG A LATRINE
AND FILL IT!

MY REINDEER FLIES SIDEWAYS, YOURS FLIES UPSIDE-DOWN
MY REINDEER IS PERFECT, YOUR REINDEER IS DEAD
HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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OOM-PLUCKY SONG -

SHE SAT ON A HILLSIDE AND STRUMMED HER GUITAR
STRUMMED HER GUITAR, STRUMMED HER GUITAR
SHE SAT ON A HILLSIDE AND STRUMMED HER GUITAR
STRUMMED HER GUITA-AH-AH-AR
OOM-PLUCKY-PLUCKY OOM-PLUCKY-PLUCKY OOM-PLUCK-PLUCK-PLUCK (2X)

(VERSES SUNG LIKE FIRST)
2.) HE SAT DOWN BESIDE HER AND SMOKED HIS CIGAR
3.) HE SAID THAT HE LOVED HER BUT OH HOW HE LIED
4.) THEY WERE TO BE MARRIED BUT SOMEHOW SHE DIED
5.) HE WENT TO HER FUNERAL BUT JUST FOR THE RIDE
6.) HE SAT ON HER TOMBSTONE AND LAUGHED 'TIL HE CRIED
7.) THE TOMBSTONE FELL OVER AND SQUISH SQUASH HE DIED
8.) SHE WENT UP TO HEAVEN AND FLITTERED AND FLIED
9.) HE WENT DOWN BELOW HER AND SIZZLED AND FRIED
10.) THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS DON'T TELL A LIE (or, "don't trust a guy")

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TARZAN (REPEAT SONG) -

TARZAN
SWINGIN' ON A RUBBER BAND
TARZAN
HE SMACKED INTO A FRYIN' PAN
OOO THAT'S BAD!
NOW TARZAN HAS A TAN

JANE
FLYIN' IN HER AIRPLANE
JANE
SHE SMACKED INTO A WINDOW PANE
OOO THAT BAD!
NOW JANE HAS A PAIN

CHEETAH
BREAKIN' ON A PIZZA
CHEETAH
HE FELL AND HURT HIS FEET-SA
OOO THAT'S BAD!
NOW CHEETAH'S REALLY MAD

(PICK SOMEONE'S NAME AND SING IT)
SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH CHEETAH
(SING THEIR NAME AGAIN)
SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH CHEETAH (SUNG VERY SLOWLY)
OOO THAT'S GREAT!
NOW CHEETAH HAS A DATE
AND SHE BETTER NOT BE LATE
'CAUSE CHEETAH WON'T WAIT
FOR SUCH A CRUMMY DATE!
IT'S A QUARTER PAST EIGHT
AND THEY'RE HEADIN' FOR THE GATE

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WARSAW -

WARSAW FORTY-SECOND WARSAW GONE TO WAR
WARSAW FORTY-SECOND FIGHTING FOR THE MEN BEFORE
ZOOM THE MEN WORE SHOES AND STOCKINGS
ZOOM THE MEN WORE NAUGHT AT ALL
ZOOM THE MEN WORE SHOES AND STOCKINGS
FIGHTING FOR THE MEN BEFORE
ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM
(SING LIKE YOU DO MADNESS)

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BLUE JAY SONG (REPEAT SONG) -

WAY DOWN YONDER NOT FAR OFF
A BLUE JAY DIED OF A WHOOPING COUGH
WELL HE WHOOOPED AND HE WHOOPED AND HE WHOOPED SO HARD
THAT HE WHOOPED HIS HEAD AND HIS TAIL RIGHT OFF

(REPEAT SONG, GETTING LOUDER EACH TIME)

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YOGI BEAR -

I HAVE A FRIEND THAT YOU DON'T KNOW
YOGI, YOGI
I HAVE A FRIEND THAT YOU DON'T KNOW
YOGI, YOGI BEAR (3X)
I HAVE A FRIEND THAT YOU DON'T KNOW
YOGI, YOGI BEAR

YOGI HAS A LITTLE FRIEND
BOO-BOO, BOO-BOO
YOGI HAS A LITTLE FRIEND
BOO-BOO, BOO-BOO BEAR (3X)
YOGI HAS A LITTLE FRIEND
BOO-BOO, BOO-BOO BEAR

YOGI HAS A GIRLFRIEND
CINDY, CINDY
YOGI HAS A GIRLFRIEND
CINDY, CINDY BEAR (3X)
YOGI HAS A GIRLFRIEND
CINDY, CINDY BEAR

YOGI HAS AN ENEMY
RANGER, RANGER
YOGI HAS AN ENEMY
RANGER, RANGER SMITH (3X)
YOGI HAS AN ENEMY
RANGER, RANGER SMITH

THEY ALL LIVE IN JELLYSTONE
JELLY, JELLY
THEY ALL LIVE IN JELLYSTONE
JELLY, JELLYSTONE (3X)
THEY ALL LIVE IN JELLYSTONE
JELLY, JELLYSTONE

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MURRAY -

1ST CHORUS:
MURRAY THE RABBIT BOY MURRAY (2X)
HE HOPS FROM PLACE TO PLACE TO SAVE THE HUMAN RACE
MURRAY THE RABBIT BOY MURRAY

THE RABBIT AND THE BOY WERE CAUGHT IN A RADIATION STORM
AND WHEN THE STORM HAD CLEARED UP, THE BOY HAD BEEN TRANSFORMED
THE RABBIT AND THE BOY HAD BEEN MUTATED INTO ONE
AND THE LEGEND OF MURRAY THE RABBIT BOY BEGUN
SING IT!

1ST CHORUS

2ND CHORUS:
LORI THE LOBSTER GIRL LORI (2X)
SHE CRAWLS FROM PLACE TO PLACE TO SAVE THE HUMAN RACE
LORI THE LOBSTER GIRL LORI

THE LOBSTER AND THE GIRL WERE CAUGHT IN THE EXXON VALDEZ SPILL
AND WHEN THE SPILL WAS CLEANED UP THE GIRL HAD GROWN SOME GILLS
THE LOBSTER AND THE GIRL HAD BEEN MUTATED INTO ONE
AND THE LEGEND OF LORI THE LOBSTER GIRL BEGUN
SING IT!

2ND CHORUS


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